Quote 11 May 60 notes
are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory
Quote 11 May 9 notes
Whoever took those books was a pretty cold blooded dude.
— Narrator
Quote 11 May 12 notes
BUT 4CTU4LLY YOUR F4C3 *DO3S* M4K3 S3NS3.TO MY NOS3. 4ND MY TONGU3 >:P
Quote 10 May 17 notes
EVERY MAN HAS HIS PRICE. WHEN IT COMES TO SWEETS.
— Caliborn
Quote 10 May 94 notes
FLIPTUNA? MEOWLIN… WASN’T THERE A CARLOS? FUCK IT. THEY WERE ALL NAMED CARLOS AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED.
Quote 10 May 25 notes
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH THE FROG MEN IS STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL.
— Caliborn
Quote 10 May 53 notes
REMEMBER PANTS TEREZI?? YOU USED TO LOVE PANTS!
Quote 10 May 72 notes
Dirk. Don’t kill me. Please. I am scared. I am scared to not exist. Aren’t you?
Quote 4 May 18 notes
or i guess maybe we could just sort of hop up and like… fly away?
Quote 3 May 11 notes
oh my god, i know, you’ve already told me like a million times!!!
Quote 3 May 6 notes
anyway yeah i guess ill do that. get some sky monsters to boss me around sounds cool
Quote 2 May 16 notes
well, if i run into some salamanders who tell me all about this riddle and get really excited about it, i will try to act surprised.
Quote 2 May 24 notes
OK IT’S A FEW MINUTES LATER. LOOK HOW SANE AND LINEAR WE ARE BEING.
Quote 1 May 22 notes
JOHN PL34S3 
G1V3 M3 ON3 OF YOUR HUM4N BR34KS
Quote 1 May 25 notes
WOW I CAN’T WAIT FOR ALL THESE AMAZING CONVERSATIONS TO TAKE PLACE. IT’S GOING TO BE LIKE THAT HUMAN VACATION WITH THE GIANT RED CHIMNEY ASSHOLE UP IN HERE. YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE A BUNCH OF MOANY NOOKSUCKERS SING AT A LITTLE PINE TREE I THINK.

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